Let's play a game...
I have been thinking a lot lately about things that people (meaning me...) do that might be considered bad but overlooked as bad because people a)don't know I do them and b) I don't consider them bad. I decided that today I am going to ask you, my audience of probably one person (HI TODD!!!) to participate in a new game by telling me if you think a statement is bad. It's called "Is it bad?" Wanna hear it? Here it go...
Is it bad that I...
-lie to people I meet and don't really like that I am a buyer for Gucci and live on the UWS? (Lisa- "Are we playing that game?" haha)
-sometimes don't grade papers and just throw them out?
-get to work really early so that I can play around on the computer and look up gossip, new fashions, new bar openings, vacations, and to write about me?
-I've gone to DnD on work time and didn't tell anyone and lied when people ask "Did you just go to DnD and didn't get me anything?"
-I'd rather be bankrupt then turn down a vacation opportunity?
-I plan out my outfits the night before?
-I sometimes hate teachers and often think they are stupid, and yet I am one?
-I sometimes exaggerate the amount of time I actually spend in running mode on a treadmill?
-I eat really big dinners and I am always thirsty? Seriously, always...
-I can't handle shopping at Kohl's because I walked in one time and there was a line 30 deep and it smelled like carne con queso?
-I plan on living at home until I have seen the entire world?
-Sometimes I say things I don't mean just to play Devil's Advocate?
-I sometimes get my coffee with cream just to keep the DnD girls on their toes so they don't get too comfortable with my order and think I am predictable? ("Cause you don't knooooow me...")
-I hate when I walk into a store wearing clothing from that store and I look like a magnet for saleswomen so I go home and change?
-I hate being the only person in a store?
-I am conscious of the fact that I wear a different perfume every single day?
-I hate wearing a color on a holiday (ie- "Wear red on Valentine's; Wear green on St. Patrick's Day..." NO!)
-I often deny my Irish heritage and tell people I am 100% German, but I am all for St. Patrick's Day?
-I have gone to work without deodorant on by accident and really didn't care?
-I get mad when I come home from the gym and my mom ordered dinner and didn't get me anything?
-I may or may not have been involved in a hit and run... a few times?
So, that's this weeks installment of "Is it bad?" Now, your j-o-b is to copy the "Is it bads" and write whether you think it's really bad or not. That way, I get something to check in my comment box at the times that I hate my job and you get the opportunity to participate. Everyone wins! So, Happy St. Patrick's Day! And have a great weekend!
Is it bad that I...
-lie to people I meet and don't really like that I am a buyer for Gucci and live on the UWS? (Lisa- "Are we playing that game?" haha)
-sometimes don't grade papers and just throw them out?
-get to work really early so that I can play around on the computer and look up gossip, new fashions, new bar openings, vacations, and to write about me?
-I've gone to DnD on work time and didn't tell anyone and lied when people ask "Did you just go to DnD and didn't get me anything?"
-I'd rather be bankrupt then turn down a vacation opportunity?
-I plan out my outfits the night before?
-I sometimes hate teachers and often think they are stupid, and yet I am one?
-I sometimes exaggerate the amount of time I actually spend in running mode on a treadmill?
-I eat really big dinners and I am always thirsty? Seriously, always...
-I can't handle shopping at Kohl's because I walked in one time and there was a line 30 deep and it smelled like carne con queso?
-I plan on living at home until I have seen the entire world?
-Sometimes I say things I don't mean just to play Devil's Advocate?
-I sometimes get my coffee with cream just to keep the DnD girls on their toes so they don't get too comfortable with my order and think I am predictable? ("Cause you don't knooooow me...")
-I hate when I walk into a store wearing clothing from that store and I look like a magnet for saleswomen so I go home and change?
-I hate being the only person in a store?
-I am conscious of the fact that I wear a different perfume every single day?
-I hate wearing a color on a holiday (ie- "Wear red on Valentine's; Wear green on St. Patrick's Day..." NO!)
-I often deny my Irish heritage and tell people I am 100% German, but I am all for St. Patrick's Day?
-I have gone to work without deodorant on by accident and really didn't care?
-I get mad when I come home from the gym and my mom ordered dinner and didn't get me anything?
-I may or may not have been involved in a hit and run... a few times?
So, that's this weeks installment of "Is it bad?" Now, your j-o-b is to copy the "Is it bads" and write whether you think it's really bad or not. That way, I get something to check in my comment box at the times that I hate my job and you get the opportunity to participate. Everyone wins! So, Happy St. Patrick's Day! And have a great weekend!
posted by j-digs at 5:48 AM
2 Comments:
Joy- I for one truly enjoy your daily blogs. I check them on my prep time (really productive!) I certainly do not think that you are a bad person and I loved "is it bad?" because I do alot of those things too- except that I am wearing green for St. Patrick's Day and I would never leave my building to run to the store during work hours for fear of being shot at or jumped...
Hope you have a wonderful day- I'll talk to you soon-
love, brenda
Is it bad that I...
-lie to people I meet and don't really like that I am a buyer for Gucci and live on the UWS? (Lisa- "Are we playing that game?" haha)
Just be careful you don't run into a buyer from Gucci. Then you'll really have to work the BS.
-sometimes don't grade papers and just throw them out?
As long as little Johnny gets a good grade? it's a victimless crime.
-get to work really early so that I can play around on the computer and look up gossip, new fashions, new bar openings, vacations, and to write about me?
What do you think I'm doing RIGHT NOW.
-I've gone to DnD on work time and didn't tell anyone and lied when people ask "Did you just go to DnD and didn't get me anything?"
FOPAH!!! BAD GIRL!!!
-I'd rather be bankrupt then turn down a vacation opportunity?
No, nothing wrong with that at all
-I plan out my outfits the night before?
I only wish I could be as organized and dilligent. I sometimes have to go on safari to find my own underwear. "These are my wild-life treasurey cards! The Duck-Billed Platapuss has FEET like a duck but he's FURRY!"
-I sometimes hate teachers and often think they are stupid, and yet I am one?
The first step is admitting you have a problem.....
-I sometimes exaggerate the amount of time I actually spend in running mode on a treadmill?
I can give you the boyscout line "You're only cheating yourself" or I can just say that working out is hard, and if you slack today, make up for it tomorrow.
-I eat really big dinners and I am always thirsty? Seriously, always...
I believe you.
-I can't handle shopping at Kohl's because I walked in one time and there was a line 30 deep and it smelled like carne con queso?
You think that's scarey? Try going to Target.
-I plan on living at home until I have seen the entire world?
If you can tolerate it, fine by me.
-Sometimes I say things I don't mean just to play Devil's Advocate?
Maybe you should make it a little clearer that you're being hypothetical, don't OWN it.
-I sometimes get my coffee with cream just to keep the DnD girls on their toes so they don't get too comfortable with my order and think I am predictable? ("Cause you don't knooooow me...")
Yeah, it's a pain in the @$$ when you want to do something different and you have to stop them, mid-stride and say "No, put the white mocha down! I just want OJ today!"
-I hate when I walk into a store wearing clothing from that store and I look like a magnet for saleswomen so I go home and change?
Um? Is that the equivalent to "going to a concert and wearing the t-shirt for the band you're there to see" in which case.."don't be that guy! (girl)"
-I hate being the only person in a store?
Why?
-I am conscious of the fact that I wear a different perfume every single day?
It's better than being unconscious of the fact that you stink.
-I hate wearing a color on a holiday (ie- "Wear red on Valentine's; Wear green on St. Patrick's Day..." NO!)
Re-bel! Rebel! Revolt!!
-I often deny my Irish heritage and tell people I am 100% German, but I am all for St. Patrick's Day?
In-excuseable!
-I have gone to work without deodorant on by accident and really didn't care?
What can you do at that point? If you were wearing perfume, that's half the battle.
-I get mad when I come home from the gym and my mom ordered dinner and didn't get me anything?
Maybe it's Karma paying you back for the D&D thing? What goes around......
-I may or may not have been involved in a hit and run... a few times?
Time to start taking cabs, what ever you spend to get home is nothing compared to the legal fees and insurance surcharges that you'd get smacked with if these alleged hit and runs come back to haunt you. (I know first hand)
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