Making Decisions Regarding the Future
Today I have decided that I am going to spend as much time on the Internet as I can without getting fired. I figure testing is done for the year, yesterday I found out that I was yet again snubbed as Teacher of the Year (perhaps this Internet thing has something to do with that?)and we are getting a new principal in September which means that everything I do from now until June does not matter to the lone person in the position of power. So, what do I do with this new found freedom? I think I have many options.
Option 1- I can blog.
I like how you can use the word blog as a noun. For example, "Yeah, I have a blog.")
You can also use it in the a verb form. For example, "Sorry I didn't have a change to blog yesterday."
One can be a "blogger" which obviously means "one who blogs" which brings it back to the verb form or "one who writes a blog" which clearly refers to the noun form of the word blog. (This is all starting to remind me of the time I learned the word word "ser" in Spanish class in 8th grade with Mr. Decter. I mistakenly went with the joke "Ser or not to ser..." which really doesn't make sense in Spanish, but none the less I thought I was effin hysterical.)
Option 2- I can send emails.
Those of you know me know that I thoroughly enjoy writing emails. I actually think it is fun to crack into the old gmail account and write down some witty comments to my friends. It varies from a weekend plan, to a quick catch up, an account on the idiots I work with, or an agenda for upcoming events (Those of you who have received them know the work I put into my agendas.) The sick thing is that I like to read my own emails. This has prevented me from reading other literature that might make me a better person. In theory, Gmail has made me dumb. Damn you Gmail!
Option 3- Check multiple websites/blogs every few minutes.
If you have been paying attention, you may have noticed that my list of other fun and exciting blogs that you should check out has grown. This is because I have been getting to work around 7 lately and reading blogs and laughing my ass off. I actually read these blogs and kick myself with the old "How come I didn't think of that?" (For example, check out the The answer is obvious if you read option 2. Because I am dumb.
The day should progress with showing a video to my class to provide more time for my computer-filled day. Perhaps, I'll be back.
Option 1- I can blog.
I like how you can use the word blog as a noun. For example, "Yeah, I have a blog.")
You can also use it in the a verb form. For example, "Sorry I didn't have a change to blog yesterday."
One can be a "blogger" which obviously means "one who blogs" which brings it back to the verb form or "one who writes a blog" which clearly refers to the noun form of the word blog. (This is all starting to remind me of the time I learned the word word "ser" in Spanish class in 8th grade with Mr. Decter. I mistakenly went with the joke "Ser or not to ser..." which really doesn't make sense in Spanish, but none the less I thought I was effin hysterical.)
Option 2- I can send emails.
Those of you know me know that I thoroughly enjoy writing emails. I actually think it is fun to crack into the old gmail account and write down some witty comments to my friends. It varies from a weekend plan, to a quick catch up, an account on the idiots I work with, or an agenda for upcoming events (Those of you who have received them know the work I put into my agendas.) The sick thing is that I like to read my own emails. This has prevented me from reading other literature that might make me a better person. In theory, Gmail has made me dumb. Damn you Gmail!
Option 3- Check multiple websites/blogs every few minutes.
If you have been paying attention, you may have noticed that my list of other fun and exciting blogs that you should check out has grown. This is because I have been getting to work around 7 lately and reading blogs and laughing my ass off. I actually read these blogs and kick myself with the old "How come I didn't think of that?" (For example, check out the The answer is obvious if you read option 2. Because I am dumb.
The day should progress with showing a video to my class to provide more time for my computer-filled day. Perhaps, I'll be back.
posted by j-digs at 9:13 AM
1 Comments:
OPTION 1-You can blog if you want to. You can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't blog and if they don't blog then they're NO FRIENDS OF MINE!!!
OPTION 2-Gmail ain't nothin' but a G-thang baby! Those low-down G's goin' Crazy! Death Row is the label that PAYS ME! Unphaseable so please don't try to Phase me!
OPTION 3- If you ever get annoyed, Look at me I'm self employed, I love to work at nothing all day. And we'll be taking care of business, Everyday! Taking care of Business, Everyway.......
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