One word...

sums up my life. Travestshamockery... A travesty, shame, and a mockery.

Wish I had a tartufo right now...

Since I am not funny at all right now (because I am still hungover from my binge drink last night) I will leave you with this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8

Enjoy! :P