I hate you

I forgot to mention that I hate Mandy Moore even more now... and I didn't even mean that in a cute, clever way. I forgot she was on Entourage and broke the heart of Vincent Chase. Damn you, Mandy! Why are you following me on every show I love? I bet you were on PeeWee's Playhouse when I was a kid, too. You probably picked the effin Secret Word! Or maybe you got to pet the Swan on Swan's Crossing? You probably taught David Silver that dance he did with the keyboard, too, Maaaandy. I rue the day you appeared on my television set.
And yeah, I mentioned Swan's Crossing. I'll even mention the Nickelodeon show 15. Because I loved them both. And I hate Mandy Moore.

3 Comments:
Don't hate!!! Congradulate! Then assassinate!!! (No wait, that's messed up) Don't hate!!! Congradulate!!! then .......buy a voodoo doll? Do poems really have to ryhme? Roses are red, violets are blue, Mandy Moore sucks moose balls, and J-digs is the bomb-biggety! My anamanapeoa has LEFT THE BUILDING!
Preach on, Sista Friend! Testify!
THAT'S FABULOUS!!! I HATE MANDY MOORE THAN EVER RIGHT NOW!!! (badum-pum-chish!)
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