It's fun to drunk blog
So I figured it might be a good idea to jot some ideas down while I have consumed a bottle of my parents Charles Shaw Chardonnay. The first idea would be
"Dating someone who is 4 years younger does not work for everyone."
That said, I hope you can learn from that. I hope when you meet your lovely man/woman who is 4 years younger than you, you take heed from my words o' wisdom and as the tale of Nor-nor goes as she almost burnt down the dorms of Ithaca College in the Great Popcorn Fire of 02, "Run for your life." It works for some, not for me. :(
Another idea, "Pat Benatar is the shit."
Rather random, but I did warn you that this is a drunk blog. But seriously Pat Benatar is the best and I heart her. Nothing makes me feel like I can take on a pack of tigers or teach long division like "We will be Invincible." I can't say enough. Perhaps, when I actually do find Mr. Right, we can can dance it up at our wedding to "We Belong" (which seriously has always been my dream... so pathetic, I know. Blame it on the rain.) But for now, it's all Pat, all the time. Love is battlefield... a crazy text-ridden mother-lovin battlefield that I'd like to light on fire. It's probably a battlefield in Croatia.
Another thing, "It's very bad to think that you can make romantic things work with old friends."
I will not elaborate on this because I know I will regret it in some way, shape, or form. You know what I mean. It's addictive- like the cocaieena.
Finally, "People who conduct whole conversations in text message form have far too many problems for me to deal with."
Why can't you, Dear Texter, form sentences and have verbal conversations? I will do most of the talking, as you know. I mean really, find me in your Contact List and hit that Send button. You can do it!!! And if you can't then you are retarded. I am sorry, but you are. Stop relying on your effin mobile device witticism and call already!!! As my favorite pirate would say "Aaaarrrrr!!!!!"
"Dating someone who is 4 years younger does not work for everyone."
That said, I hope you can learn from that. I hope when you meet your lovely man/woman who is 4 years younger than you, you take heed from my words o' wisdom and as the tale of Nor-nor goes as she almost burnt down the dorms of Ithaca College in the Great Popcorn Fire of 02, "Run for your life." It works for some, not for me. :(
Another idea, "Pat Benatar is the shit."
Rather random, but I did warn you that this is a drunk blog. But seriously Pat Benatar is the best and I heart her. Nothing makes me feel like I can take on a pack of tigers or teach long division like "We will be Invincible." I can't say enough. Perhaps, when I actually do find Mr. Right, we can can dance it up at our wedding to "We Belong" (which seriously has always been my dream... so pathetic, I know. Blame it on the rain.) But for now, it's all Pat, all the time. Love is battlefield... a crazy text-ridden mother-lovin battlefield that I'd like to light on fire. It's probably a battlefield in Croatia.
Another thing, "It's very bad to think that you can make romantic things work with old friends."
I will not elaborate on this because I know I will regret it in some way, shape, or form. You know what I mean. It's addictive- like the cocaieena.
Finally, "People who conduct whole conversations in text message form have far too many problems for me to deal with."
Why can't you, Dear Texter, form sentences and have verbal conversations? I will do most of the talking, as you know. I mean really, find me in your Contact List and hit that Send button. You can do it!!! And if you can't then you are retarded. I am sorry, but you are. Stop relying on your effin mobile device witticism and call already!!! As my favorite pirate would say "Aaaarrrrr!!!!!"
posted by j-digs at 6:42 PM
1 Comments:
"Dating someone who is 4 years younger does not work for everyone."
It worked for DRF
"Pat Benatar is the shit."
ah, yea. She most definately is!
http://www.benatarfanclub.com/imgsupport/picgal/newcas4.jpg
"It's very bad to think that you can make romantic things work with old friends."
yea, that's bad. Usually, if you haven't hooked up with them by now, there's a good reason not to.
"People who conduct whole conversations in text messages have far too many problems for me to deal with."
I know what you mean, it's like "short-hand" for the retarded.
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