Sweet Jeezie...

This summer has been a rough one with all my Daddy drAma but I must say that I will get the bliggity-blog back in action shortly. September is just around the bend and then I have to start teaching children how do to stupid things like copy definitions all over again! Yay! Ooh, and maybe they'll tattle on each other and I'll get nasty notes from parents about my improper grading scale. Alright, not psyched for school. In an effort to look on the bright side of life, I will list Highlights (some count as Lowlights) of this glorious season.

Highlights of the Summer of 06

-The smell of excrement coming from the pants of a soon to be 7th grader in Hawaii, aptly refered to for the rest of the trip as "Poopy Pants."
-Learning horribly perverse terms from the 8 guys I shared a shore house with
-Beach days with Kristen
-Actually using Pirate Jokes as a pick-up strategy in LBI
-Sushi Love Boat for Two
-Pool days with Suz and Vera B.
-Witnessing sister fights about Vision and Hearing
-Substituting working out at the gym with going out to eat and watching Work Out on Bravo
-Wearing the same black cotton RL dress at least 35 out of the almost 70 days I've been off ("What is that? Your uniform?")
-The Ultimate Walk of Shame
-"So, do you want a relationship?" haha
-The Ultimate Walk of Shame Part II ("So, Stella got her groove back..."- Ali)
-Being told "I just sold that same outfit to Christina Applegate!" by Michael, my fave Columbus Circle J.Crew employee
-Pretending I don't speak English to avoid a solicitor in Bryant Park
-Heather's Dragon Story
-The Hottest Waiter Ever at my 24 Prince Dinner with Jackie
-Reunion with Corey at Theresa's- "Let it to us to have a reunion at the therapist!"
-"We're making Cheese Dogs!"
-"Umm, I had to hook up with him. He's Native American and I have to cross that off my list." -ST
-"We are D R!"
-"You know it's going to be a good vacation when you start if off waking up in a sumo diaper..."-Ali
-"That's 69..." haha
-"Gassssshy" and "Bloooooated"- our fave 60 year old Swinger couple in the DR
-"Aye", "Hey", "Bonkers"- dins with our fave Canadians
-"You literally picked him off the ground and had a naked field day on the beach?"
-Presidente and Mont Pelier and all their many definitions ("Presidente... it's probably Taiwanese for instant hot hole")
-The most Lesbian-ish massage ever ("Take off your clothes... aaaaaah!")
-"Umm, did somebody here get fisted last night?" -Ali ("Do you even know what that means, Ali?" haha)


I LOVE SUMMER. Good times. I am sure I will add more shortly. Feel free to inquire or add comments. I don't want to go to school. :(