Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Just when you think...

It couldn't get any worse, it always does. Always. Yesterday was a really rough day. Let's list all that sucks in my life lately...
  • I had a 28 hour swim meet this weekend and I had to wake up at 5:30 on Sunday, which was really 4:30 in disguise due to Daylight Savings Time. I am exhausted.
  • I am stuck teaching in the basement because they are testing in my classroom all week.
  • I have no money until Thursday.
  • I haven't had a car since December 23rd
  • I share a house/car/bathroom/life with my mom.
  • I don't have a date to a wedding I have to attend so I am going by myself.
  • I gained approx. 10-15 lbs. in my butt and thighs and my pants don't fit me

Argggh. Shoot me.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

My life is in the proverbial toilet

Why must my life be so tumultuous? My car is taken away from me for almost three months and I am at the mercy of a man named Ruben from the auto body shop (who, incidentally, laughs at me when I call every week and calls me "Joy with the Mustang.") I am stuck in that scene of the Money Pit where the man says "2 weeks..." but this time it is referring to my vehicle rather than a home.
I take a lovely swimming job that is supposed to be "so easy. You'll love it." The job turns into endless nagging, crazy emails from people who think they are sane and a season that goes on foooor-eeeeveeeeer and just when ya think the season is coming to a close, you get a nasty email saying "Who made the decision that the season was over?" and you get suckered into coaching for 3 more weeks. 3 weeks when you don't have a car to get you there. Because your car has been in the shop for 3 months.
Then you go to work and review all day for the upcoming state tests, and the 5/6 Grade Math teacher (who teaches my entire class minus 5 kids in the remedial program afterschool. Yes, that's right. My entire class minus 5 kids is in the afterschool remedial program. My grade partner has 2 kids in the class. Real fair, right?) asks me every single Thursday "How do you put up with these kids all day long?" I thought I was making some serious strides with my class. I thought they were picking up the topics quickly and they were getting all the work I am throwing at them. And yet every Thursday I am brutually shot down... for the past 3 months. And then I go to swimming practice later that night and that reminds me that I have no car to get me there for 3 months.
So, needless to say I am looking forward to next Friday when I get my mother lovin' car back. I can't tell you how hard it is to drive to work every day with my mom and share a bathroom with my mom since Christmas. And eat dinner every night but Wednesday with my mom. And have no car for 3 months- but my Mom's. And never work out because I have no car to drive me to the gym and I have no time because swimming practice takes up every night that I am not busy with my mom.
I am not complaining. I am bickering and whining. And if you look at the box at the top of this blog it warns you that there may be a few "bickering sessions." Count this as one of them. I cannot wait to get my Mustang back. I cannot wait to have my V8 engine again. I can't wait to have no Beanie Babies in the back of the car I am driving.

I am hoping that next Friday things start looking up.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

One word...

sums up my life. Travestshamockery... A travesty, shame, and a mockery.

Wish I had a tartufo right now...

Since I am not funny at all right now (because I am still hungover from my binge drink last night) I will leave you with this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8

Enjoy! :P